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March 2024

February 2024

Ringo Movie to Have Lowest Budget of the Beatles Movies for No Particular Reason
“I know a guy who has a drum set, so we can just borrow that for Ringo’s movie,” said director Sam Mendes.
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“It’s Been a Long Journey to Remake the Second-Third of the Seventh Final Fantasy Game“ — Tetsuya Nomura Talks Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
“The staff and I have put an immense amount of work into this bloated multiverse version of the middle-third of a beloved classic.”
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Konami Abruptly Announces They’re Making a Strand-Type Game
The news follows Hideo Kojima’s announcement of a new espionage action game in the vein of Metal Gear Solid
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Spec Ops: The Line Re-Listed on Steam After Including Ads for Record Labels in Every Scene
"The license holders were more than happy to let us use their music in exchange for a small mention of them in every scene of the game."
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January 2024

Suicide Squad Achieves Highest Story-Completion Rate of Any Game Ever Released
"So many of these ‘critically-acclaimed’ games barely get to thirty or forty percent of players finishing them. But ours had one hundred percent."
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Palworld Director Explains Inspiration Behind the Game: “I Bought a Gun.”
“Shigeru Miyamoto makes games based on his life, and my life at the time was this gun.”
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Gamer Gets Win in Dying Battle Royale Game by Being Last One Left Playing
“It wasn’t until everyone else quit that I finally got a win.”
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Yakuza 3 Review - An Engaging Premise That—Wait, Hold On, I Need to Check on the Kids Back at the Orphanage
Yes, I know the CIA's about to kill a guy. But the kids need me to do some lucha wrestling.
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Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Review - I Tried to Find My Way Off of Zeffo. I Failed.
The only thing I found was myself powerless against The Game.
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June 2023

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