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Scribe Translating Violet Sorrengail’s Journals Faithfully Preserves All of the Sex Stuff

“It would be irresponsible of me to sanitize or omit those accounts, lest the reader lose important political context for the events at large.”

Mar 16 • Saad Khan

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December 2025

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’s Ending Keeps it From Being Game of the Year

A near-impeccable experience marred by a third act that abandons the heart of its story.

Dec 28, 2025 • Saad Khan

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November 2024

Groundbreaking Haruki Marukami Novel Doesn't Mention Breasts Once

"I’ve written several novels where I describe breasts in uncomfortable, often anatomically impossible detail. Why not try something new?"

Nov 23, 2024 • Saad Khan

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March 2024

“Potions: A Curious Tale” Review — Cozy But Not Much Else

It is very cool that this game starts with some Muslim shit, though. More games should do that.

Mar 19, 2024 • Saad Khan

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February 2024

Ringo Movie to Have Lowest Budget of the Beatles Movies for No Particular Reason

“I know a guy who has a drum set, so we can just borrow that for Ringo’s movie,” said director Sam Mendes.

Feb 24, 2024 • Saad Khan

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“It’s Been a Long Journey to Remake the Second-Third of the Seventh Final Fantasy Game“ — Tetsuya Nomura Talks Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

“The staff and I have put an immense amount of work into this bloated multiverse version of the middle-third of a beloved classic.”

Feb 23, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Konami Abruptly Announces They’re Making a Strand-Type Game

The news follows Hideo Kojima’s announcement of a new espionage action game in the vein of Metal Gear Solid

Feb 13, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Spec Ops: The Line Re-Listed on Steam After Including Ads for Record Labels in Every Scene

"The license holders were more than happy to let us use their music in exchange for a small mention of them in every scene of the game."

Feb 1, 2024 • Saad Khan

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January 2024

Suicide Squad Achieves Highest Story-Completion Rate of Any Game Ever Released

"So many of these ‘critically-acclaimed’ games barely get to thirty or forty percent of players finishing them. But ours had one hundred percent."

Jan 30, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Palworld Director Explains Inspiration Behind the Game: “I Bought a Gun.”

“Shigeru Miyamoto makes games based on his life, and my life at the time was this gun.”

Jan 29, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Gamer Gets Win in Dying Battle Royale Game by Being Last One Left Playing

“It wasn’t until everyone else quit that I finally got a win.”

Jan 28, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Yakuza 3 Review - An Engaging Premise That—Wait, Hold On, I Need to Check on the Kids Back at the Orphanage

Yes, I know the CIA's about to kill a guy. But the kids need me to do some lucha wrestling.

Jan 20, 2024 • Saad Khan

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