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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’s Ending Keeps it From Being Game of the Year

A near-impeccable experience marred by a third act that abandons the heart of its story.

Dec 28, 2025 • Saad Khan

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November 2024

Groundbreaking Haruki Marukami Novel Doesn't Mention Breasts Once

"I’ve written several novels where I describe breasts in uncomfortable, often anatomically impossible detail. Why not try something new?"

Nov 23, 2024 • Saad Khan

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March 2024

“Potions: A Curious Tale” Review — Cozy But Not Much Else

It is very cool that this game starts with some Muslim shit, though. More games should do that.

Mar 19, 2024 • Saad Khan

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February 2024

Ringo Movie to Have Lowest Budget of the Beatles Movies for No Particular Reason

“I know a guy who has a drum set, so we can just borrow that for Ringo’s movie,” said director Sam Mendes.

Feb 24, 2024 • Saad Khan

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“It’s Been a Long Journey to Remake the Second-Third of the Seventh Final Fantasy Game“ — Tetsuya Nomura Talks Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

“The staff and I have put an immense amount of work into this bloated multiverse version of the middle-third of a beloved classic.”

Feb 23, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Konami Abruptly Announces They’re Making a Strand-Type Game

The news follows Hideo Kojima’s announcement of a new espionage action game in the vein of Metal Gear Solid

Feb 13, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Spec Ops: The Line Re-Listed on Steam After Including Ads for Record Labels in Every Scene

"The license holders were more than happy to let us use their music in exchange for a small mention of them in every scene of the game."

Feb 1, 2024 • Saad Khan

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January 2024

Suicide Squad Achieves Highest Story-Completion Rate of Any Game Ever Released

"So many of these ‘critically-acclaimed’ games barely get to thirty or forty percent of players finishing them. But ours had one hundred percent."

Jan 30, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Palworld Director Explains Inspiration Behind the Game: “I Bought a Gun.”

“Shigeru Miyamoto makes games based on his life, and my life at the time was this gun.”

Jan 29, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Gamer Gets Win in Dying Battle Royale Game by Being Last One Left Playing

“It wasn’t until everyone else quit that I finally got a win.”

Jan 28, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Yakuza 3 Review - An Engaging Premise That—Wait, Hold On, I Need to Check on the Kids Back at the Orphanage

Yes, I know the CIA's about to kill a guy. But the kids need me to do some lucha wrestling.

Jan 20, 2024 • Saad Khan

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Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Review - I Tried to Find My Way Off of Zeffo. I Failed.

The only thing I found was myself powerless against The Game.

Jan 15, 2024 • Saad Khan

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